Tell her you've never heard the Meow Mix song


You just had to do that, didn't you? The lady giggles with delight and begins to sing the dreaded Meow Mix jinngle: Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow

She begins to explain how it actually translates into: I want turkey salmon and chicken ocean fish flavors keep me lickin' ...

She just goes on, and on, and on.