so there was this lady who ran a cake business. she charged people hundreds
for wedding cakes... and every last one of them was made using Pilsbury cake mix
she bought for $1 a box at Walmart. apparently she sucks at baking. every time she
tried to make a cake from scratch it sucked. but baking was like.. her whole deal.
her friends all called her the cake girl. it's like her whole life is a lie.
people would compliment her cakes all the time. telling her how delicious they were.
telling her it's so much better than box mix cake. telling her they could never
bake a cake so delicious. well guess what? for $1, they too can make a cake just
as delicious. just add oil, eggs and water. in her defense, she loved cake decorating.
she made all of the frostings and fondant from scratch. she just hated baking
fucking cakes!! she would base her prices mostly on the decoration of the cakes
and not of the cake itself of that makes sense. for years... no one knew about this
except for her husband. apparently even her best friends thought she fucking
slaved over the oven mixing and baking the damn cakes. she has been doing this for
YEARS. if anyone knew her secret her business and reputation would be in
the toilet for sure. NOW THAT'S STRESSFUL