dw about it

the only moist
thing you need in
life is cake

blah

just no.

nbd. don't ask any
questions about the
humidity. ignore it.
stay home.

just imagine how
sweaty your butt
crack will be

blah

just no.

who needs to know how
humid it is anyway

you have plenty of
hydration at home
in your bath.

blah

just no.

you might get a bloody
nose cuz it's so dry

"i enjoy cooking,
long walks on the
beach, and high
amounts of humidity"
said no one ever

blah

just no.

take a nice bath.
isn't a pool of warm
water better than
being all dry in
San Francisco????

do you really want
to meet danny tanner
with your hair
looking like that???

blah

just no.

stay home, save your
moisturizer

there isn't even
enough salt there
to absorb all the
humidity

blah

just no.

you might get a bloody
nose cuz it's so dry

your face will be so
greasy and moist you
might be able to
fry an egg on it

blah

just no.

you might get a sore
throat

no one likes sticky
people in alaska, dude

blah

just no.

no nose problems

any chair you sit
in? instant pool.

blah

just no.

ever think about your
skin hurting?

moist + you = no

blah

just no.

you'll have to stock
up on some dryer
sheets if you go

"how's it goin in
portland?" asked the
girl. "great! the
humidity is wonderful,"
said the beast.

blah

just no.

being dry suuuuucks

phoenix on a scale
of moist to moist?
moist.

blah

just no.

10/10 don't reccommend

#hydrationnation

blah

just no.

no one wants to
kiss chapped lips

"we didn't start the
fire," sang billy joel
because there is
actually no fire.
it's too humid

blah

just no.

you'll be thirsty all
the fuckin time

who knew being a
human sticker was
possible

blah

just no.

#irritationnation

huuuuuumid affffffff.
stay home

blah

just no.

WHOEVER SAID THEY
LIKE DRY HEAT
IS LYING

you are not going
to look cute when
your hair does
not dry for about
72 hours

blah

just no.

dryness + nightfall
= cold af

it's so humid your
beads of sweat have
beads of sweat. it's
a sweat Mardis Gras.

blah

just no.

"i hate bugs"
said every person ever

you might have
to grow gills

blah

just no.

one word: cottonmouth

it's humid af

blah

just no.